| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 7575 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3428 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 5983 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9373 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 33 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 1958 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 21 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 5112 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 6306 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 159 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4745 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 55 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 3670 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 320 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 4782 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 259 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 2476 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 1192 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 262 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 3924 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4846 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Farms Harvested: | 215 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8326 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 3244 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 8185 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8024 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4620 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8200 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 136290 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7075 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 7643 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8184 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 461 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 481151 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 9062 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
