MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so chaotic and crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a gang of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig with a saddle made of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, join us on our server! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even lose your mind a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	1793
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9113
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6527
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mines Excavated:	4402
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Farms Harvested:	458
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	144	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Buildings Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Animals Bred:	76
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8820	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Farms Harvested:	372

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.