MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so chaotic and crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a gang of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig with a saddle made of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, join us on our server! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even lose your mind a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The bakery

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The bakery [1.19]La Boulangerie is a non-profit French-speaking World Building Minecraft server managed by a team of enthusiasts. Discover our new world: Gaiartos, its nations, its cities and its religions. Make your place in this world where anything is possible, lead the life of a traveling trader, an emperor eager for conquest or the preacher of a hitherto unknown faith and interact with the members of La Boulangerie!The team is very open and recruits developers, builders and graphic designers from time to time. In addition, we organize regular assemblies in which we present upcoming new features and listen to the opinions of our players and their ideas.Join La Boulangerie!IP mc.laboulangerie.net Discord https://laboulangerie.net/discord Site Web https://laboulangerie.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Lost Miners

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

THE LOST MINERS (TLM) is a Minecraft server for versions 1.8 to 1.20. It is a semi-vanilla survival server with economy features. The server is also protected against DDoS attacks and uses the Geyser plugin to add cross-play support for Bedrock Editon. Connect right now and come have so much fun on TLM!JAVA : play.lostminers.funBEDROCK : play.lostminers.funPORT : 25687

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BandoCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to BandoCraft – A Vanilla Minecraft Experience with a Twist! Greetings, Minecraft enthusiasts! We’re excited to unveil our brand new server BandoCraft! Core Features: Towny, Cross-platform, Jobs, McMMO, Economy, Silk Touch JOIN OUR TEAM – WE’RE HIRING! IP Address: bandomc.apexmc.co Discord: https://discord.gg/7tXtRYgqbdConnect with us and be part of something extraordinary! BandoCraft awaits you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LuckyMC

Economy, Survival

A cozy Dutch/Flemish server for young and old 1.20 We continue to update to the latest Minecraft version so that you can enjoy the latest updates. It is a fun and friendly community with an active staff team that can also be reached via Discord.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Towns Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

JozMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

JozMC – Towny, MCMMO, Ranks, Jobs, QuestsServer Version: 1.19, Java Server IP: play.jozmc.com Store: https://jozmc.tebex.io Discord: http://Discord.gg/UbrMRbTeeA Dynmap: http://play.jozmc.com:8123Some of the main features our server has to offer includes… Dynmap: Towny: mcMMO: Auction house and marketplace: Ranks: Jobs:

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	997	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2488
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

One Piece Broken World

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	584
Zombie Dances:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ice and Fire – Game of Thrones RP

Economy, Factions, Roleplay

Ice and Fire is a Game of Thrones Roleplay server set in the world of Westeros. Survive, join or create a great house, and be a part of events to determine who sits the Iron Throne.The server will use the medieval factions plugin, where players can create their own original Houses or recreate some from the GOT universe. The map is a recreated version of Westeros (Castles in progress). Players are encouraged to join and grow their houses, (PVE), but will be invited to take part in large PVP and PVE events where they can prove themselves and earn higher ranks. (knights and lords etc.). Houses will be able to ally with one-another or go to war to put a new king on the Iron Throne. No griefing is allowed, bases will be protected. Wars will be fought over strategic castles around the map for control of each region.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Battle Standards Raised:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CrowtyCraft Network 2.0

Bedwars, Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Our server was born from a project between 4 old friends, contributing ideas, improvements and new implementations in what, we hope, will be a community that echoes itself in Spanish-speaking terms.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	249	Love Letters Sent:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magic Items Found:	3817	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NoLifeSquad

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

InstaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Small Friendly community Player run economy Normal survival Player vs EnvironmentGrief-free (No Land Claim System) Theft-free

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Coil MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

What is the IP Address to connect to The Coil MC?The server IP address for The Coil MC is Play.TheCoilMC.com. To join the The Coil MC minecraft server, simply click the COPY IP button on the left section of the page, and then follow the instructions below. How do I play on The Coil MC Minecraft Server?To play on The Coil MC, once you have copied the server IP Address you must proceed to opening your minecraft client on version 1.20.2, navigate to minecraft multiplayer servers and then enter the ip address and continue to Play Now! What versions does The Coil MC supports? The The Coil MC Server supports a variety Minecraft versions, however, the suggested version to connect with is 1.20.2 to enable the best playing experience on the version the server was built on. Where is The Coil MC hosting located? The Coil MC server is hosted within United States, and offers a great connection allowing for 100% uptime so you can enjoy the server anytime day and night. What gamemode The Coil MC supports? Minecraft Servers offer a variety of server types and categories. The Coil MC supports PvE, PvP,, Survival, Vanilla, Survival Games, Discord, gamemodes. This grouping of types and categories offers a unique playing experience only found within the unique playing experience found on The Coil MC.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Mineverse

Creative, Earth, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Mineverse is a unique multiplayer network with custom gamemodes and minigames.Survival – Latest server with 1.18.2 world generation. Earth – Custom 1:500 scale map of Earth! Survival with land protection. Detailed dynmap. (earth.mineverse.com) Skyblock – Build your own world and play with friends. OP PvP – Fast paced 1.8 pvp with overpowered weapons. Creative – Create anything you’d like on your own plot of land. SkyWars – Play on the original SkyWars server, skywars.com.Version 1.8 – 1.19.1. Launched in 2013. Played by 4 million players.IP: mineverse.comDiscord: discord.gg/mineverse Twitter: twitter.com/mineverse

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Afternoon Teacraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Discover an all new yet familiar experience at Afternoon Teacraft. Putting the ice cream in vanilla, ATC features a range of exciting additions that all feel right at home. Forge new friendships with our immersive custom Guild system. Earn bonus rewards just for playing the game, plus a range of regular events to take part in that keep things fresh and delicious. Increased your rank to access perks, train your skills and become a Grand Master. Relaxed gameplay, a welcoming community and friendly staff keep things cosy. New features added regularly, highly active development.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9492
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineHavoc

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to MineHavoc! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal and more! Please read below for more information.Vanilla Servers: We host a wide variety of Vanilla Servers (Skyblock,Survival,Prison,Lifesteal) on the latest version of minecraft! You can login to these servers with any version from 1.12.2 –> Latest [1.20]. Our servers are filled with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and are hosted with ZERO lag. Come join us today!Website: https://www.store.minehavoc.com/ Discord: discord.minehavoc.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	463
Void Armor Forged:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ores Mined:	3085	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

8builders8tools

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

8b8t.me Is a non vanilla anarchy, anarchy pvp, skyblock minecraft server where hacks and anything is allowed that supports 1.8.x to 1.20.x(recommended 1.20.4) Bedrock IP: br.8b8t.me Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Crops Grown:	4934

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!