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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 9254 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 6323 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to ride it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of Captain Stevebeard, a pirate who buried his booty in a lava-filled maze guarded by zombie pigmen in top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword, because you never know when you’ll need to fend off a horde of evil bunnies wearing monocles. See you in the game!