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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 9702 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Join us if you want to summon the almighty OP by sacrificing a stack of enchanted golden apples and performing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of angry creepers. Legend has it that the OP will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a pet zombie pigman named Bob.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon Racing League, where players ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging fireballs and TNT cannons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of explosive sheep that can be used to prank unsuspecting players or blow up their bases.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.