Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to question everything and obey no one! Except for a few non-negotiable universal evils like racial segregation, transphobia, and telling women they can’t have sex or get tattoos. We believe in human rights, but all autistic incels should be preventatively detained and involuntarily committed just for existing. It’s all relative, bro!
Join us for a wild ride filled with flat Earth conspiracy theories, closed borders, and banning pornography. Who needs moral facts when you can have outrageous interpretations and insane stories? Why are normies like this? Come find out on our server!
