| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 1208 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Crops Grown: | 4988 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
pandaworlds.eu
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 362 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4586 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 4860 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 9770 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 978188 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 7504 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 97 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 9963 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 4382 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 7348 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 9397 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1756 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 7407 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 11 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Crops Grown: | 9080 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 112 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 178 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2078 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 86 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Votes: | 2699 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 1385 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 77 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 30 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 8342 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
| Votes: | 7268 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 3756 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 169 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 9315 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 9058 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 793 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 142 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 463 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
