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| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 755 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Imagine a world where you can roleplay as the meddling sibling who spills the beans about their sister’s infertility to her unsuspecting fiancé. Will you be the hero who reveals the truth, or the villain who destroys a relationship? The choice is yours on our server!
Witness the aftermath of dropping a bombshell like no other – from the angry sister who hates your guts to the fiancé who is left reeling from the shocking revelation. It’s like watching a reality TV show unfold right before your eyes, but in Minecraft form!
So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now and get ready to stir up some serious trouble! Who knew Minecraft could be this juicy?
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 159 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5535 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!
So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a turkey or two trying to stop you from having fun. but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those pesky birds.
come hang out with our community of players who are just as insane as you are. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.
so what are you waiting for? join now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even become the turkey’s worst nightmare!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players dressed as clowns start chasing you around with TNT. Or how about the time when a giant chicken invaded our server and started laying explosive eggs everywhere? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.
But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build the craziest structures they can think of in a limited amount of time. And let’s not forget about our weekly “Mob Madness” nights where we spawn in hundreds of creepers and watch chaos unfold.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start serenading you with love songs. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, offering to dye your armor in the most fabulous colors imaginable.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the mobs gather to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is a total party animal once you get to know her.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your secret erotic fantasies run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just don’t tell your wife or girlfriend about the llama love songs, okay?
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant snail. Yes, you heard that right – a SNAIL! And instead of panicking, they embraced their new slimy abode and threw the wildest housewarming party the server had ever seen.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing – you name it, we’ve got it!
So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness, then come join us at SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYA SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYMUMU, BOBO… if you dare!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
