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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 4136 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 442 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7525 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
haha u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the moon is ur bestie? well guess what, on this server, the moon is like ur bffl. it gives u diamonds and builds u a house made of cheese. also, did i mention that the cows can fly? yep, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beefy angels. and the creepers? oh man, they do the cha cha slide before they explode. it’s a real party up in here. so come join us on this wacky server where the only limit is ur imagination and maybe a few brain cells cuz let’s be real, u gotta be a little crazy to join this madness. so what are u waiting for? come on over and let’s make some memories that will make ur therapist question everything.
