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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9126 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.
