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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 9742 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9885 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.
