MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

#sustainability, agriculture, animal agriculture, carbon footprint, climate change, Cows, creeper, dairy industry, emissions data, Environmental awareness, environmental degradation, environmental impact, farts, Fossil Fuels, global warming, greenhouse gases, industrial farming, Livestock, meat, methane emissions, methane production, moocraft, Outgas, Pollution, Report

lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	255	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Great Exalted Explorer Minecraft SMP

Admirable, Adventurer, brave, conqueror, Courageous, Discoverer, discovery, exalted, Explorer, explorer of the new world, Great, inspiring, leader, Minecraft, new world, pioneer, Positive, praise, smp, trailblazer, Visionary

Oh, let me tell you about this absolute legend of a Minecraft player on our server. This guy once tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. And get this, he defeated them all with nothing but a carrot on a stick! I mean, who even thinks of that kind of strategy?! If you want to witness epic moments like this and be part of a community where the impossible becomes possible, then you gotta join our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies every Saturday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in this wacky world of ours. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Ores Mined:	1465	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NoGroupTrips4Us

#group dynamic, aita, anxiety, body image, Disappointment, female friends, fitness obsession, friends wife, friendship, group trips, Hometown, hurt feelings, husband’s friend, Irritation, NoGroupTrips4Us, Roots, skinny, unfair judgment, weight loss, Whining, working out

Are you tired of dealing with annoying friends who constantly talk about their fitness obsession and make you feel bad about yourself? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us and leave behind the judgmental wives and their constant body-shaming. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual world imaginable.

Say goodbye to awkward group trips with people who make you feel uncomfortable. Instead, embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers who share your love for creativity and fun.

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into spending time with toxic friends. Cut them off and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience. Trust us, your virtual friends will be way cooler than any real-life frenemies.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ChatCraft SMP: Endless Chatter

absorbing dialogues, captivating discussions, ChatCraft, chatter, deep dives, detailed analysis, Elaborate conversations, Endless, endless conversations, engaging dialogues, Extensive talks, Fascinating subjects, favorite subjects, hobbies, immersive discussions, in-depth discussions, interests, intricate topics, never-ending topics, Passion, profound interests, smp, stimulating conversations, thorough exploration

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can talk about is how many diamonds you’ve mined? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll never run out of topics to discuss, whether it’s debating the best way to build a chicken farm or sharing your wildest conspiracy theories about why creepers explode (spoiler alert: it’s because they’re secretly working for the Ender Dragon).

We have a community of players who are always up for a laugh and a good time, so get ready to join in on the fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyDudesMC

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a god among men! Accept the harsh reality that you are just a man in the real world, but in our server, you can build empires, slay dragons, and conquer kingdoms! Say goodbye to boring responsibilities and hello to epic adventures! Join now and unleash your inner warrior!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Lava Moon Adventures

Adventures, Fumes Fiery Volcanic Moon Detected Solar System Space Astronomy Extraterrestrial Celestial Discovery Science Universe Exploration Alien Planetary Cosmic Research Astronomical Phenomenon, lava, Moon

join this server and experience the thrill of building your own base on a volcanic moon outside the solar system! watch out for lava monsters and alien creepers that will blow your mind (literally)! mine for rare space diamonds and trade with intergalactic villagers for epic loot! who needs earth when you can have your own slice of fiery paradise in the stars? come join us and be a space pioneer today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SkyGem MC

Creative, Economy, PvP Survival Creative Minigames Faction Skyblock Economy Roleplay Quests Dungeons Pixelmon Hardcore Towny Vanilla Prison Hubs Whitelist Bedwars Parkour KitPvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

SKYGEM MC – NETWORK – Spanish Network – Multiple game modes – Survival OP Custom RPG – And much more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Lava Pilipinas

Active, Adventure, Announcements, BUILD, Community, Create, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, Features, Filipino, Ip:, Minecraft, new, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, Veteran, Website

Welcome to [b]Lava Pilipinas[/b]

Custom Survival | Community Focused | Events & Custom Features

Lava Pilipinas is a Filipino Minecraft server that brings together players from all over the world to experience an unforgettable adventure! Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or new to the game, you’ll find a home in our warm, active community.

Come explore, build, and create your own story in Lava Pilipinas!

Join our Discord for updates and announcements: IP: play.lavapilipinas.com

Know more about our community and features: Website: [u]www.lavapilipinas.com[/u]

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Leaky Lily Pad: Now with custom biomes, origins, teams, economy, and a fancy Dynmap! Join us on 1.21.1 Java/Bedrock

1.21.1, Abilities, Adventure, alliances, bedrock, Biomes, Challenges, Community, Competition, Custom, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, entrepreneurial, Fancy, Friends, Immersive, java, Javabedrock, Join, landscape, Leaky, Lily, Map, multiplayer, ONLINE, Origins, PAD, Projects, Resources, Server, smp, Teams, Trade

The Lily Pad Minecraft Server

Overview

Key Features
Cross-Platform Play: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Custom Biomes: Explore unique landscapes in the Overworld, Nether, and End
Origins System: Choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP
Team Play: Form alliances and build together
Dynamic Economy: Set up shops and trade with other players
Live Map: Navigate our world easily with Dynmap

Custom Biomes

Discover breathtaking, hand-crafted biomes across all dimensions. From lush floating islands to fiery nether canyons, each area offers new challenges and resources.

Origins System

Embrace unique abilities by choosing your origin. Play as an Enderian teleporting through the world, a Merling ruling the seas, or one of many other exciting options!

Teams

Create or join teams to tackle ambitious projects, engage in friendly competition, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded players.

Player-Driven Economy

Establish your own shop, trade rare items, and contribute to our thriving economy. Your entrepreneurial spirit can flourish on The Lily Pad!

Dynmap Integration

Never get lost again! Our live map allows you to view the entire world, mark locations, and find your friends with ease.

Join The Lily Pad today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way!

IP: play.frogcraft.live (lilypad.live was too expensive 😔) Discord: https://discord.com/invite/6FBx3VQGuf

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can Java and Bedrock players play together?	Yes, our server supports cross-platform play!
What is the Origins System?	It allows players to choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP.
How can I join or create a team?	You can join an existing team or create your own in-game.
Is there a player-driven economy on the server?	Yes, players can set up shops, trade items, and contribute to the economy.
What is Dynmap Integration?	It’s a live map feature that helps players navigate the world easily.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, advice, attachment, blocky, Breakup, comfort, ex girlfriend, femboy goth, Friend, gift, Girlfriend, healing, HEARTBREAK, Help, Minecraft, new relationship, Promise, Recovery, relationship, santa, Server, Support, support system, vcard

> Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself from real-life drama with some virtual fun!

> Our server is the perfect place to escape heartbreak and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

> Build a virtual girlfriend for your friend on our server and watch as his heart slowly starts to heal.

> Who needs Santa when you have a Minecraft server to bring joy and happiness into your life?

> Help your friend move on from his past relationship by building him a virtual paradise on our server.

> With endless possibilities and endless laughs, our Minecraft server is the ultimate therapy for a broken heart.

> Join now and let the healing power of Minecraft work its magic on you and your friend. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Funny XIV: Dawn Trail

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Costume Party Mixer, Dawn, Dawntrail General, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, funny, Garo, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Resources, smp, Spooky Club, The Crow, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Trail, Twin Peaks, x files, XIV, xivg

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a Final Fantasy XIV update, more treasures than a Moogle Treasure Trove event, and more spooky fun than All Saints’ Wake!

Join us for meetups that will blow your mind, like a Halicarnassus Spooky Club where we discuss X-files theories, or a Goblin Costume Party Mixer where things get wild! And don’t miss out on our Halloween Musicals event on Balmung, Crystal – it’s gonna be a scream!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	6991
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PizzaRage Minecraft Server

AITAH, Communication Issues, food etiquette, food sharing, football Sundays, frozen pizza, inconsiderate behavior, mad over pizza, mindful eating, Minecraft, peer pressure, pizza party, pizza portions, pizza preferences, pizza slices, pizza toppings, PizzaRage, relationship conflicts, Server, sharing food, snack choices, social dynamics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pizza sharing very seriously! Join us for epic battles and adventures, but most importantly, for the chance to claim your rightful pizza slices.

Imagine a world where pizza slices are the ultimate currency, where alliances are formed and broken over the last piece of pepperoni. Will you be the one to snatch victory from the jaws of hunger, or will you be left with just the crust?

Join now and experience the thrill of pizza politics, where every slice counts and betrayal is just a topping away. Don’t let your hunger go unsatisfied, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to conquer the pizza kingdom!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyWeddingNightmare

alcohol, Best Friend, ceremony, cornhole, CraftyWeddingNightmare, Dinner, Disaster, dress, dry wedding, group activities, heels, Jerk, Lake, maid of honor, Nightmare, reception, rehearsal brunch, Small wedding, Snooty, stuck up, Wedding

Are you tired of boring weddings that only last a few hours? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an ALL DAY event filled with excitement and adventure.

Join us for a rehearsal brunch at 10am, followed by a ceremony at 12:30pm. But wait, there’s more! We have “group activities” scheduled from 2pm-7pm, including the thrilling game of cornhole. And don’t worry, our dinner and reception will keep the party going until 10:30pm.

But here’s the twist – it’s a completely dry wedding! That’s right, no alcohol allowed. But trust us, you won’t even miss it with all the fun we have planned. So grab your fancy dress and heels, and get ready for a wedding experience like no other.

Don’t be a snooty party pooper, join us for the wedding of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	9650
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TrendyHate in Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, anti-trend, conformity, counterculture, dislike, fads, fashion, hipster, Individuality, Mainstream, Minecraft, nonconformity, Overrated, peer pressure, personal style, Popular, Rebellion, smp, social media, trends, TrendyHate, Unique

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only trend is building dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you can’t stand the trend of playing it safe!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that ends with someone’s house being turned into a giant lava pit? We encourage it!

But that’s not all – we also have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be the one to claim the prize?

So if you’re ready to break free from the boring trends and embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	89972	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Potions Brewed:	129
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EternalEatsMC

Appetite, Breakfast, comfort food, craving, cuisine, Culinary, Daily, DELICIOUS, Dinner, EternalEatsMC, Favorite, Food, Gastronomy, Gourmet, indulgence, lunch, Meal, Nourishment, snack, Sustenance, Treat

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is bacon-wrapped diamond blocks! Yes, you heard that right. Every day, you can feast on the most luxurious and delicious bacon-wrapped diamond blocks while you mine and build to your heart’s content. Who needs regular food when you can have this ultimate gourmet experience in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and indulge in the most outrageous food experience you’ll ever have in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	96	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BukeleBlingCraft

9 million, Accountability, administration, brother, Bukele clan, BukeleBlingCraft, central america, Corruption, el salvador, Ethics, furious response, Government, investigation, money laundering, new wealth, Politics, president, Properties, scandal, transparency, wealth acquisition

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like the El Salvador Bukele clan but wit crazier wealth and properties! We got 34 new properties valued at $9 million in just 5 years, like, who does that in Minecraft?! The president and his bro are fumin’ over dis investigation, but we’re just chillin’ and buildin’ our way to riches. Join us and be part of the most scandalous server in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Farms Harvested:	615
Ores Mined:	3158	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.