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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 426 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 274 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.
So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!