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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 7624 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.
So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!