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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 6510 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 987129 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 44 |
But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.
So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!