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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 7964 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 4722 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a herd of dancing monkeys. That’s right, we have monkeys in Minecraft! And if you buy now, you’ll receive free Sino cuisine! That’s right, delicious Chinese food delivered right to your virtual doorstep.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll give you a diamond sword that shoots lasers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!