Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 41 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
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