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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 4400 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 6658 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 691089 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
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