Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Dragons Tamed: 2
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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