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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 4069 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!