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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 1758 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!