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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 2597 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!