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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 9174 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6343 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 3239 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!