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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 8514 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 4342 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!