MomSaysNoSisDoes Minecraft Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sheltered and privileged as my mom? Look no further! Our server is run by players who have never faced real difficulty in their virtual lives. Join us for a traditional gaming experience where decisions are made for you and problems magically disappear with the click of a mouse.

Just like my mom, our server is great at social networking. Connect with other players who also have no idea what they’re doing and rely on surface level advice to get by. Need help with in-game relationships or career decisions? Our community has got you covered with advice that’s as helpful as my mom’s!

Join now and experience the joy of being a super old Minecraft dad or a career-focused player who wants to wait before starting a virtual family. Our server is the perfect place to navigate these tough decisions with the guidance of players who have never worked a day in their virtual lives.

So come on, join us and see why taking advice from my mom is just as entertaining as playing on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about what not to do!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

What Is HyperMc? ⇨ HyperMc Is A Minecraft Lifesteal Server With Tons of Features. Is HyperMc For Both Java And Bedrock Edition Players?⇨Yes, You are absolutely correct hypermc is available for both the Minecraft java & bedrock editions.JOIN HYPERMC NOW AND COMPETE WITH OTHER TO BE ON THE LEADERBOARDS AND GET REWARDS!!.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3162
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

We offer you a high-quality Minecraft server dedicated to the GEN interface. Create your own island, make generators and expand your territory!On our server you will find many things such as:> Unique builds > Custom plugins > Custom mines > Farming & Fishing systemIn the future we are planning make our Network much bigger. Join right now and try something new with ChainMC!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Animals Bred:	82	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!