Mom’s Unwelcome Mansion

15 guest rule, 4 wheelers, clean socks, dog, expensive furniture, family dynamics, Farm, Fishing, game room, grandkids, kids’ hobbies, MANSION, moms, movie theater, multimillion dollar home, no bare feet, pond, step dad, stressful, strict rules, Unwelcome, unwelcoming, unwelcoming house

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more strict than my mom’s 6th marriage? Look no further! Join our server where we have more rules than you can shake a stick at. Want to ride a 4-wheeler? Better make sure those tire marks are invisible. Want to fish in our pond? Better not get too close to the liner! And don’t even think about using the game room or movie theater without our supervision – we’re watching you!

But hey, it’s all worth it for the chance to eat outside on the game card table, right? And who needs a dog in the house when you can have your own garage for him? So come join us on our server where the rules are as strict as my mom’s plastic runners at a pool party. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t get yelled at for leaving your shoes by the front door!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magic Items Found:	2860	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SneakyStepCraft

age appropriate, attachment, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, Decision making, Empathy, family dynamics, legal guardian, love, ownership, parenting, plushies, Respect, sanrio, Sneaking, SneakyStepCraft, step-daughter, Toys

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

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haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110	Animals Bred:	180
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PenguinCraft – Humans Welcome

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where humans and penguins be chillin’ together on all seven continents! We got penguins wearin’ diamond armor and humans doin’ the penguin dance, it’s a wild party up in here!

If you wanna see penguins flyin’ through the sky on jetpacks or humans swimmin’ underwater like fish, dis be the place for you! We got secret portals to Antarctica where you can battle polar bears with snowball cannons or race against the clock to find the hidden igloo treasure.

So what you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Humans and penguins unite, it’s gonna be a wacky adventure you won’t wanna miss!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

OceanCraft: Sustainable Survival

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Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where we ain’t just building stuff and fighting mobs, we out here saving the ocean and feeding a hungry planet! Our scientists are like, “Bruh, we gotta redefine sustainability and make some golden rules for fishing so we don’t mess up the ocean even more.”

Join our server and be part of the movement to save the world while also having a blast in Minecraft. We got dolphins swimming around, turtles chilling on the beach, and maybe even a kraken hiding in the depths. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and be a hero for the ocean and the planet. Plus, who wouldn’t want to brag about being part of the most eco-friendly Minecraft server out there? Let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Dragon Eggs Found:	2714
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Taste World Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has the most excellent taste from all the countries! We’ve got the finest virtual cuisine from Italy, the fanciest block buildings from France, and the wildest redstone contraptions from Japan.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats, a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of sneaky Endermen, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND EGGS!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

4 or 5 Minecraft SMP?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamonds! Or how about participating in our weekly llama race where the fastest llama wins a golden carrot crown?

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because we have security cameras everywhere).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you lose to a llama in a dance-off, then you might regret it a little.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2531
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SisterStranded Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family trips gone wrong? Look no further than our server, where you can mine away your troubles and build a virtual fortress of solitude!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about your sister drama. Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and unleash your creativity in a blocky world of endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with family dynamics while trying to survive in a pixelated world? Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs – need we say more?

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s dig, build, and explore together – because life’s too short to deal with sibling squabbles when you can be crafting epic structures and battling creepers instead!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

AisleCraft2021

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

We’ve got more family drama than a soap opera on our server. From exes to step-parents, you’ll never know who’s going to pop up next. Will your ex’s family be part of your kids’ lives? Will your stepdad be upset he’s not walking you down the aisle at your virtual wedding? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of love and support to go around too. Join us for a heartwarming experience that will make you cry harder than when you accidentally fell into a pit of lava. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your virtual family on our server too.

So come on down and join the madness! Who needs reality when you’ve got Minecraft drama to keep you entertained for hours on end? You won’t regret it, we promise (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword, then you might regret it a little).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NoLifinMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending countless hours on a game that you wouldn’t even recommend to your worst enemy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Our server is so chaotic that even the creepers have started forming boy bands!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the one to claim the loot and earn the title of Chicken Whisperer?

So why waste your time on boring games when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

FamBlockerz

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Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks, but your family just doesn’t understand your artistic vision? Well, fear not my fellow Minecraft enthusiasts, because on our server, not only is building llama statues out of diamond blocks encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Want to create a roller coaster that sends villagers flying into the sky? Go for it! Feel like reenacting the entire plot of Titanic using pigs and boats? We won’t judge (much).

So say goodbye to your family’s boring rules and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	1726	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

LebCraft: No griefing, just building!

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real world where 31 people are getting rekt by israeli strikes in lebanon. on our server, the only thing getting destroyed is ur enemies in pvp battles. we have more explosions than a war zone but in a fun way, not a scary way. plus, our admins are like superheroes, they will protect u from griefers like they are protecting lebanon from airstrikes. so come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing blowing up is ur mind with fun and excitement.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Arctic Hybrid Zone: Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server out there! We got polar bears chillin’ with penguins, makin’ some wild hybrid babies! It’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here!

Join us and witness the magic of circumpolar hybrid zones, where animals from opposite ends of the Earth come together to create some wacky new species. It’s like Noah’s Ark on steroids, bro!

Our server is like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible. Who needs regular old animals when you can have polar bear-penguin hybrids running around causing chaos?

So come on down and experience the biodiversity bonanza that is our server. Trust us, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. Let’s get wild, baby!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.