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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9613 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!
But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!
So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!