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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 9704 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 145 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!
But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!
So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!