Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 48 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 943 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
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