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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 198 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 9253 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.
So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?