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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 9318 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 61 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?
But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?