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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 7440 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?
But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?