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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8353 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 903 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?
But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?