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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 3171 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 160 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 4278 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 403 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?
But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?