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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 5615 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Ores Mined: | 7659 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 4851 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?
But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?