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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 8409 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4508 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 168 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 177 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?
But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?