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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 9163 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 5118 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Votes: | 3909 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 187 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?
But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?