Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	978	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

BendersMC is a Four-Elements Minecraft Survival & Factions server that allows players to wield elemental bending powers and duel each other. Every player gets to have special abilities which makes PVP far more engaging and enjoyable!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

CarbonCraft is a community-driven Enhanced Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a variety of improvements specially tailored to improve your overall Minecraft experience. Our server features: – Economy & Land Claim – Personal Warps & Player Shops – Sethome, TPA, RTP – Jobs – Marriage – Skill Progression – Additional Enchantments – Improved Mining & Revamped Fishing – Free Vote Ranks & Daily Login Bonuses – …and so much more! We have an experienced, mature, and seasoned staff team ready to guide you on your adventure. Our community is active, welcoming, and always looking for new friends. Join us today!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.