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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7493 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Farms Harvested: | 434 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and crafting – without the stress of family dynamics getting in the way. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re planning your 4th virtual baby or just looking to escape the real world for a bit.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can actually help you conceive in-game! Who needs a flat pelvic arch when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on over and join us for some fun – because let’s face it, dealing with family drama in real life is way harder than surviving a creeper attack in Minecraft.