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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2613 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 57 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and crafting – without the stress of family dynamics getting in the way. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re planning your 4th virtual baby or just looking to escape the real world for a bit.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can actually help you conceive in-game! Who needs a flat pelvic arch when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on over and join us for some fun – because let’s face it, dealing with family drama in real life is way harder than surviving a creeper attack in Minecraft.