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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7075 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 46 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
We’ve got stepkids passing the phone around during calls, summer vacations that feel more like family reunions, and emergency custody hearings that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs real-life drama when you can log on to our server and experience it all in the virtual world?
So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way through the chaos of family dynamics? Join now and let the drama unfold!