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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2925 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens and riding on unicorn pigs across the rainbow plains.
Our server is so awesome that even players without a girlfriend will find their mommy issues adorable and charming. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
So come on and join us, because on our server, being a manchild is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Let’s build some epic pixel art and have a blast together. See you in the world of Minecraft!