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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 439 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Mines Excavated: | 3587 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens and riding on unicorn pigs across the rainbow plains.
Our server is so awesome that even players without a girlfriend will find their mommy issues adorable and charming. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
So come on and join us, because on our server, being a manchild is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Let’s build some epic pixel art and have a blast together. See you in the world of Minecraft!