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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 7889 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4340 |
Runes Activated: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 227 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens and riding on unicorn pigs across the rainbow plains.
Our server is so awesome that even players without a girlfriend will find their mommy issues adorable and charming. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
So come on and join us, because on our server, being a manchild is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Let’s build some epic pixel art and have a blast together. See you in the world of Minecraft!