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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8834 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 5923 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Votes: | 9389 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens and riding on unicorn pigs across the rainbow plains.
Our server is so awesome that even players without a girlfriend will find their mommy issues adorable and charming. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
So come on and join us, because on our server, being a manchild is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Let’s build some epic pixel art and have a blast together. See you in the world of Minecraft!