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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 402 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 197 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 1352 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens and riding on unicorn pigs across the rainbow plains.
Our server is so awesome that even players without a girlfriend will find their mommy issues adorable and charming. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
So come on and join us, because on our server, being a manchild is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Let’s build some epic pixel art and have a blast together. See you in the world of Minecraft!