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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 2472 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 185 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens and riding on unicorn pigs across the rainbow plains.
Our server is so awesome that even players without a girlfriend will find their mommy issues adorable and charming. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
So come on and join us, because on our server, being a manchild is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Let’s build some epic pixel art and have a blast together. See you in the world of Minecraft!