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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 1355 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens and riding on unicorn pigs across the rainbow plains.
Our server is so awesome that even players without a girlfriend will find their mommy issues adorable and charming. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
So come on and join us, because on our server, being a manchild is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Let’s build some epic pixel art and have a blast together. See you in the world of Minecraft!