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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6599 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens and riding on unicorn pigs across the rainbow plains.
Our server is so awesome that even players without a girlfriend will find their mommy issues adorable and charming. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
So come on and join us, because on our server, being a manchild is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Let’s build some epic pixel art and have a blast together. See you in the world of Minecraft!