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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8029 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Enchantments Applied: | 187 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
Ores Mined: | 2950 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Just like this guy’s girlfriend, our server is always busy with school (even though it’s unemployed) and will never let you have a say in what activities we do. And if you dare to speak up about how you’re feeling, get ready for some major guilt-tripping and emotional manipulation.
And if that’s not enough, we have a special feature where you can witness firsthand the transformation of your girlfriend into her mother! Watch as she critiques your every move, makes fun of your appearance, and completely dismisses any feedback about her behavior. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Just remember, you might want to think twice before getting engaged…just saying.